In the wake of last year's breakout season, the Dead Shirt city council recently voted to buy new (and much needed!) uniforms for Dead Shirt's co-ed softball team the Dusk Devils. Great job, folks. Small ball. Way to put those bunts down and move about the bases. In the same meeting the city council, on a unanimous 5-3 vote, approved the new city motto:

"That no one know." 

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And you keep asking, so, yes: rumors of Justin Stone's Rookie Night SEASON TWO are swirling, but we can neither confirm nor deny such rumors at this time. Last time we saw Justin he said he was again working on his "weightless machine" and that "a new basis for human purpose" may be established. While we are a bit skeptical of such claims, we recognize that Justin does often surprise us. He did say that he was thinking about hiring a new joke writer.